Lazy Boy - The Manual (chapter 4) lyrics

The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual The manual gives you the basic information The ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide Please pay attention to the useful guide and the helpful tips As we lead you through Ingredients You need A small piece of thick paper as a mouth piece The most common is to use the top side From a hard top cigarette pack You need large size rolling papers One of the best brands on the market is smoking Because their rolling papers are very thin And are the perfect size You need Tobacco The finest tobacco is hand rolling tobacco But a second possibility Is to use the tobacco from a normal cigarette You need Pot, gra**, ganja, marijuana It has various names But they all refer to the following three main types Weed, weed is the bud from hemp plants The effect is usually uplifting and mellow Hash, hash is the pressed pollens and resins of the marijuana plant You will experience a more relaxed feeling And a stronger effect than weed Skunk, skunk is the artificially grown hemp plant And is usually the strongest of the three There are different ways to make a joint But we have produced this six step Easy to follow guide One, if you have hash you need to heat it and crumble it If its weed, you need to remove the seeds first And then crumble it as well Two, roll the mouth piece Fold the end of the paper three times And then roll it in to a cylindrical form Three, take the rolling paper And hold it with the gum side on top away from you Four, now mix the weed, skunk or hash with the tobacco On the rolling paper A good mix makes the joint burn nice and smooth But be careful Half a gram is enough to get four people stoned If your beginners Five, begin rolling Place the mouth piece in one end of the rolling paper Then start rolling from the middle going out wards Let your thumbs do the walking And try to give support and pressure with your for fingers Six, wet the glue and seal the joint Now you have a joint It