Lawrence Learning - Liquid Mirror lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Um. Why are there arms sticking thru a liquid mirror on your wall? Table leg for a bat, this started as a dinner party and im not used to that It started fine, then you decided to yell at me suprise a boot to the celery I then stomped your olives In fact I found it theraputic Again im not used to it , and you were basically just begging me to do it Air horns are used to distract me, but come at me youll see the secret portal open All really youll see is 3 arms reaching thru to high five me and then they grab you The party went berserk, no hard feelings, dude was acting a jerk Calm down he hasnt even crossed over, ill give my apology and that it was heart felt That dimension that was real nice My bad, I had a bad day, dude pushed bu*tons and I thought were past that I temporarily sent to another dimension for being an a**hole By the way I loved the ca**arole That recipe, I need that, im so sorry I hope you believe that [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal opens up its the last of you Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal doesn't care what you've done Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror Its gonna send your a** to GooGingoo Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror I think I left my wallet in my other dimension [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Next topic is freeze frame, airborn high five is the only way to roll credits Don't try to dispute that, cause the scientists have already proved that Pulling out my cellular phone, I dial a dimension where the partys at A portal opens and a hand comes thru, drops out a fist full of appropriate toadstool OHHH you like the book better With Your breath is smelling like bird seed Cause I Got my finger on the portal bu*ton, my money clip is a mouse trap, but I bet you already knew that Really, you knew that? You can't even remember to take off the lenscap A hand comes out and its pointing at you cause dimension six needs more dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks People just can't leave me alone, now your on my portal fast track As soon as you can get pa** that, the sooner your going to get back to being another a**hole at the race track We got the doors back open Bring a weapon, youll need that I sent out a birthday invitations, do me a favor and see if my man ever did receive that [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal opens up its the last of you Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal doesn't care what you've done Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror Its gonna send your a** to GooGingoo Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror I think I left my wallet in my other dimension [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] Turn around and see the hands that grab you Look at me wrong and they grab you What can I say, they're protective, they grab you If your portfolio is strong they grab you Lean on the bu*ton wrong its not your fault, but handheld's better then the old way Im not memorizing anything, I push a bu*ton and you go away, go away I lost count of how many times I requested the hands, they grab you, they grab you By the end if this song they'll grab you Take the last slice of pizza three hands reach out of a liquid mirror and they grab you! Ive sent so many people thru the portal I have the hands working in shifts Its escapism at its finest You don't have to be Curtis Armstrong to see that Im really trying to cut down, and I hope you can believe that [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal opens up its the last of you Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The portal doesn't care what you've done Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror Its gonna send your a** to GooGingoo Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror The case against you's getting strong Pretty soon Ill be here all alone Its getting lonely here, I didn't think this out Im gonna send myself thru to make this right [Verse 4: Showboat Blastoff] sh** why not, im gonna hop thru right now! Im back Whos been sitting in my ubilistillastation sack Has it been you Bobby? that's cool You been doing a great job, go and take yourself a long vacation Zilik bring me up to speed, and grab me some new panclons, I just peed Wheres the cocoon of that fool who stunk like birdseed I hope you gave him the works like all the other jerks You are my zenclons that I depend on High 12 Open the portal and lets grab some pizza, and make sure that it's the kind you like Deep dish Derek you look great in your new gla**es And Taryn I can't stop staring at your a**es They look amazing, Derek you're a lucky zibnitch Damnnnn Whos up for some nudity, drop them swim suits And grab me a bowl of my favorite dimension 9 loop scoots Im gonna jump in the shower and rinse off some of this oxidation I look like I'm zoneless