Lawrence Learning - Electrical Tape lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] I just remembered what I left at home It was my sense of right or wrong, but trash that, i can fake that What I really needs my trusty data key to keep me on track Spray paint my life in four words Cream of the crap I need need a jumpstart can you kick me in my kidney stone Id try some standup but could you appreciate my funnybone I don't really care where we're going just as long as were moving Cause ill get moss on my brain, then im not the same I start to coagulate Epinepherine, its all about the ratio 90% commercials, keep the music off the radio If A paper plate can keep me from washing all these dishes And then my foods still delicious Why would I care about the presentation Its just a game of perception Stop trying to trick my erection into buying your chemicals Cause im all about the decibels These side side eff ects keep my wallet in check Its keeps me out of trouble and stops the silly voice in my head Like when I decide to stick my whole face in a bowl of capsaicin I my first reaction is what could possibly go wrong, maybe it will burn for hours Best case it will give me powers I look at it like its a win win But then again im face down in a garden apartment Pretending to hide in the lingerie department [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers Need a new mustache? Just use Electrical tape Need a new eyepatch Just use Electrical tape Need a new lifestyle? Just use electrical tape Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] I already have more powers then what allotted for the original man Infact on tonights episode of Blastoff gives back im taking off my electrical tape eye patch Im doing it in a move of solidarity and and giving all excess powers to charity Such an emotional display from Blastoff warrants taking my pants off Stand back I reach I reach for my zipper and I feel a slap, im standing in the gap Im laughing my a** off while I simulate that its raining glitter If I could levitate id pretend I was sitting on the invisible mans shoulders Playing chicken with an invisible family Imagine that, a grown man floating in the air Why I don't have that power yet, well to me is just confusing Im not looking for handouts but im a roll shy I just k**ed a ten pack I just made full tuxedo, then I wired up a 3 phase Also Im out of conduit Separate story Peter remind me to hit off Menards Electrocution doesn't leave any scars Luckily for me ive stored up powers in my energy towers Failure to do such would just be seen as laughable But you know whats not funny Scotch tape, I leave that to pee wee herm Compared to electro that's sh**s germ If your comparison shopping, I invite you to dine on my droppings I just ate some gummy bears so there might be toppings In my eyes theres only one accessory that I consider necessary Wait for it! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers Need a new mustache? Just use Electrical tape Need a new eyepatch Just use Electrical tape Need a new lifestyle? Just use electrical tape Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] If theres one thing that i have learned in my ultimate wisdom The power does not lie with in the electrical tape It lies inside you You make take the time to embrace the electrical tape But what you are truly embracing is your own being Give it a shot You will see that the mustache and the eyepatch are truly the only way FOOLS KISS BALLS [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers Need a new mustache? Just use Electrical tape Need a new eyepatch Just use Electrical tape Need a new lifestyle? Just use electrical tape Electrical tape on my face it gives me powers