Lawnmower Deth - Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros lyrics

I hate comics, they s** the big one, I long for the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so f**ing what, They live in Gotham, what do they want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair, Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the human race, Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space