Lawnmower Deth - Enter Mr. Formica (icky Ficky Pt. Ii) lyrics

It's been a while Since you last met me Aeons ago On ooh crikey, Right back then I was a boring git Who had a social life As rare as a rocking horse sh**, Bob f**ing Catley Was bardly the word Nuno Bettencourt A right flamin' nerd, But now I've returned A true nineties bloke Because I've risen my head An even bigger joke, My names Mr. Formica My middle name is probably Keith I've got my flash & Mr.Sheen I am now armed to the teeth, To cook the food And watch the kids Wash out the undies Remove the skids, Polish the windows And then watch this morning Go flower arranging I'm right f**in' boring, The moral of this story Is don't listen to bands who are sh** Like Magnum for example 'Cos you'll become a real wet git, At the start of this song My life had improved But I've just realised That it hasn't