Laurence Overmire - Self-Fulfilling Prophesy lyrics

Little Boy Bob Turned 20 Smoked a joint with his headphones on Said I'm supposed to live it up, find some chicks and drink some beer. So he did. Little Boy Bob Hit 30 Sat on his couch eating cheese doodles and fries Said I'm supposed to settle down, get fat and buy a lawnmower. So he did. Little Boy Bob Neared 40 Stuck in a phone booth in the pouring rain Said I'm supposed to go through a mid-life crisis, get a divorce and go bald. So he did. Little Boy Bob Reached 50 Soaked up some sun by the swimming pool Said I'm supposed to be wealthy and successful and taking cruises ‘round the world. And he was. Little Boy Bob Topped 60 Waited on line to get his prescription filled Said I'm supposed to retire, feel old and useless and collect social security. And he did. Little Boy Bob Pa**ed 70 Lay in a bed with a tube stuck in his arm. Said I'm supposed to shrivel up and die and not have the faintest idea what it was all about. And he didn't.