Laurence Overmire - Faust On A Cell Phone lyrics

The corporate BigBoy Bribed me with a Sport Utility Vehicle Sure, I can drive around on Sundays And impress the chicks At the Laundromat But for sixty, seventy hours a week I have no will of my own I'm just a spineless snake-oiled salesman With a vicious appetite for Dupes The kind of guy even I don't want to a**ociate with. But if I quit There's alimony and child support and— Oh, hell Excuse me, but I've got to make some more cold calls.