Lauren Johnson - The roll call song lyrics

Hello cla** my name is Ms.Wigglebottom and I'm gonna be taking roll today (Ehemm) Issa Twaimz? (Here) Gertrude? Patricia? Tony? (I'm here hello) The gang's all here For today's cla** ;The Roll Call song (Four, Tres, Two, UNO) Shaboo-ya sha-sha shaboo-ya roll call [x4] My name is Issa (yeah) But you can call me Twaimz And I'm the ba-a-adest b**h so please don't get in my way And you can stare all you want (news flash) pictures last longer Hey, you wanna play a game of whose eyebrows are stronger? (Yes please) L-l-a-m-a that's me Wanna get wit me no thanks I'll pa** Got 2 new friends full of sa** Wanna talk sh**, they'll kick your a** Gay or straight, I fly first cla** And hold your grudge and please just judge cause Hush hush hush, blush blush blush, I am now my big fat crush! Shaboo-ya sha-sha shaboo-ya roll call [x4] My name is Gertrude (yeah) And I don't mean to be rude (Nu-uh) But I'm the hottest horse and I got an attitude (oops) And all these horses hate while I eat my hay But it's okay you're ugly, now watch me gallop away My name's Patricia (yeah) And I don't need no mista Because I got my best friend Gertrude (yup) she is my sista (that's true) I'm Bad b**h one, she's Bad b**h two Don't forget Twaimz, he's number three I'm a unicorn, I'll take your throne Wanna meet our dad, he's number four Do some math, put us together, Gertrude plus Patricia We're hot and everything you're not, HASTAG GERTRICIA Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [x4] My name is Tony (yes) And I'm the father of Twaimz (hey) I'm better than the Kardeeshen cause they are lames I don't play games (no) I watch Arabic TV (uh huh) I put you on pause and put me on repeat (let's get it now) T-O-N-Y tony tony, I'm a hot dad with a pony pony Think I'm fake? I am no phony I'm the winner where's my trophy I'm so stunning am I wrong? I might as well have my own song Happy Tony, Sad Tony, Mentally Disturbed Tony (Four, Tres, Two, UNO) Roll call! Issa Twaimz G and P The one and only Tony! And if you seem to disagree Then stop, don't talk to me And if you aren't a wannabe Then prove them wrong sing along To the Roll Call Song (Four, Tres, Two, UNO) Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [x4]