[BILL] Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy night Eh eh eh eh eh Batten the hatches We're gonna have a clumsy flight Eh eh eh [KAREN] She's laughing a bit too loudly That's how the last one began [HOWARD] I figure she's two drinks from the spot Where you-know-what hits the fan [MARGO & BILL] Don't take off your coat You came the wrong night Get out while you can Mother is uptight [ENSEMBLE] Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be Eh eh eh eh eh eh A bumpy night Fasten your seat belts Say all your prayers And hold on tight Drink and be merry For the Titanic sails tonight All aboard It will be a bumpy night Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy night Eh eh eh eh Margo in action Critics have called an awesome sight Eh eh eh eh [BILL] I've seen the Taj Mahal and on [HOWARD] The hanging gardens of Babylon [BILL, HOWARD, & ENSEMBLE] But nothing compares with Miss Channing When she's on When she's on When she's on Yeah, she's on [MARGO] Fasten your seat belts It's really been a bumpy night I've got a secret: I think I'm just a wee bit tight Oh, here's a good party game: Why don't you all choose up sides And go home? [ENSEMBLE] Thanks for the party Wow, what a blast! Pick up the pieces Let's get out fast Get your coat Where's the door? Man, it's been Eh eh eh eh eh A bumpy night Eh eh eh eh eh A bumpy night