[Verse 1] If I had a million bucks I'd bet it all you're downtown drunk And we both know what happens after that You'll stay 'til they shut down that bar And when that neon sign goes dark My phone's gon' light up with a "Where you at?" [Chorus] You only call me when the party's over Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey But you just hit me with your last, last call If you can't call me when you're sober I ain't picking up when the party's over Nah, nah, nah [Verse 2] It's always Friday, Saturday or Sunday No, it ain't never been on Monday Guess your phone don't work that time of week Mmm, yeah So next time when you're dive bar sippin' And you dial those late-night digits You can leave a message at the beep [Chorus] You only call me when the party's over Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey But you just hit me with your last, last call If you can't call me when you're sober I ain't picking up when the party's over Nah, nah, nah (Yeah, yeah) [Bridge] So before you get too drunk just put that bottle down (Put that bottle down) We've both had enough, and I won't go another round [Chorus] 'Cause you only call me when the party's over (Call me when the party's over) Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey (Only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey) But you just hit me with your last, last call If you can't call me when you're sober I ain't pickin' up when the party's over (Hey, yeah) Nah, nah, nah [Outro] When the party's over Nah, nah, nah