We're all alone on the stage tonight We've been told, we're not afraid of you We know all our lines so well, ah-ha We've said them so many times Time and time again, line and line againOoh yeah, you're amazing We think you're incredible You say we're fantastic But still we don't head the billWow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Unbelievable Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow UnbelievableWhen the actor reaches his d**h You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself He'll never make the screen He'll never make "The Sweeney", be that movie queen He's too busy hitting the vaselineOoh yeah, you're amazing We think you are really cool We'd give you a part my love But you'd have to play the foolWow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Unbelievable Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow UnbelievableWe're all alone on the stage tonight We're all alone on the stage tonight