Theory whispers in my ear, I came with a great big bang Just a cell, no lungs or brain, a little floating thing I got better later on with limbs and hair to comb I had a lot of trees to climb, whith new limbs I began to roam Can you see that they are making a monkey out of you and me? Mother evolution It's the only way to explain their confusion Mother evolution Guessing their way into this delusion Mother evolution Making claims without resolution Mother evolution The greatest minds with no solution In the sky I'll learn to fly, then cuise beneath the waves I'll build a house right on the moon, I no longer need to breathe As time grows I'll get more legs and exchange my nose for a trunk I'm getting faster day by day, someday I'll be the perfect hunk