The Greatest Film Actress Written by LaTour and Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids The greatest film actress of all-time Is of course Samantha Strong Because she's in just about every movie that you see When you go to the video store Her face is on the cover of every movie She's without a doubt the greatest film actress of all-time Uh huh, yes she is, she's the greatest film actress The greatest film actress of all-time Is Samantha Strong The greatest film actress of all-time Is of course Samantha Strong Well my favorite movie star used to be Lisa De Leeuw Remember Lisa She was great in the early days of film I guess you can say that she's kind of like the Babe Ruth of movies And Samantha Strong is kind of like Hank Aaron You know what I mean She's without a doubt The greatest Film actress of all-time Uh huh Yes she is She's the greatest film actress