Lou's In The House Music by LaTour Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Billy Barty had a party Everyone was there Claude brought all of his friends And they promised that they wouldn't steal nothing We were all just sitting there And Lou had about a dozen beers We were watching tapes of the guy on "The Sewing Show" And then someone said "Where did Lou Go?" Lou's got to be somewhere in the house His cars still parked outside Lou's got to be somewhere in the house That's his car outside Lou Well somebody said that Lou went over to White Hen To get a sandwich or something But I looked out the backyard And there was Lou And he has a shovel And he's digging a hole Lou was out in the backyard digging a hole For no apparent reason He has a shovel And he's digging a hole Hey Lou what are you doing? Lou's got to be somewhere in the house His cars still parked outside Lou's got to be somewhere in the house That's his car outside Oh man