Dumb Books Music by LaTour Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Who keeps sending me dumb books? I got about 50 dumb books You can't even read these dumb books I did not join the dumb book club of the month you know So what happens when the mail man keeps the mail for himself Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Hey! Hey! Do you want these dumb books You can't even read these dumb books I know what I'm going to do with these dumb books I'm going to take them all and give them right to the library So what happens when the mail man keeps the mail for himself Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! I just can't believe the mail man keeps bringing me all these Really dumb stupid books