Last Week Tonight with John Oliver - You're An Asshole lyrics

You're too awful for this Earth Too awful for this Earth So awful it hurts Your face barely has a chin It barely has a chin You look just like him... Please, stop downloading our tracks Stop downloading our tracks Here's your money back You're a monster We hate your regime And we think you should be tried for war crimes Yeah, for war crimes, for war crimes You should probably be on trial for war crimes You're an opthamologist An opthamologist Hey, can you read this? You are just a walking taint The opposite of a saint At least Hitler could paint You're a monster And a volleyball fan But more than that, you're an a**hole You're an a**hole Who's afraid of his mom You're a murderous mom-fearing a**hole You're an a**hole! You're an a**hole, yeah! Everyone thinks you're an a**hole! Everybody! You're an a**hole! You're an a**hole, yeah! Everyone thinks you're an a**hole! Please stop listening to our songs