Fatso - you're eating again Your expanding behind Makes it hard for you to find clothes Pizza face - you're drooling again Your erupting zits scare little kids - yuck! But nothing can tear us apart we're ugly We're the unwanted kind And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder You and I are going bald and getting older Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder In the eye of the beholder You and I we're a plastic surgeon's dream I'm a blob without shape Look at my volcanic face YEAH! But nothing can tear us apart we're ugly We're the unwanted kind And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder You and I are going bald and getting older Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder To be or not to be I'm yours and there's a lot of me And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder You and I are going bald and getting older Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder In the eye of the beholder