Lars Yngve Johansson / Vasa - Brain Dead lyrics

I was extraordinarily brain dead My dreams came true that afternoon When she called me up and said Okay pick me up at six o'clock Be late and you'll be dead She really wanted to see me Was it real or make believe I thought, I need a drink or two before I leave (Don't drink and date) A few hours later at a restaurant She was nice and I was a jerk I drank a lot I was a nervous wreck Then I threw up in her dessert She gave me a quite intensive look Kind of Hannibal Lecter style She said hey Mr Loser get out of my life or die Brain dead - guess that I was momentarily brain dead Dumb beyond the ordinary Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie I was brain dead - I was extraordinarily brain dead Now could it get much worse than that Yes it could and I'll tell you why When she called me a dork I just took a fork And stabbed her in the eye So here I am on d**h row with a lot of scary guys Saying you can forget about sleeping alone tonight Brain dead - guess that I was momentarily brain dead Dumb beyond the ordinary Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie I was brain dead - I was extraordinarily brain dead I wish I'd wake up to find that it was a dream A bad dream saved by the bell a voice saying hi it's me Brain dead - guess that I was momentarily brain dead Dumb beyond the ordinary Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie I was brain dead - guess that I was momentarily brain dead Dumb beyond the ordinary Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie I was brain dead - I was extraordinarily brain dead