Larry The Cable Guy - On The First Day Of Christmas lyrics

Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT You got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas! I know that, I got it covered! Look over there in the corner! That's yours too? Yeah! 12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents! No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck gifts? Yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker Is something you did off the high dive Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus! What's wrong with that? I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat 12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT Well, you know, you can't really consider it a Christmas Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear That's where the 9 years probation comes in I'm gonna do it for you again, now listen 12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT Are you cryin'? No, just my allergies Happy Holidays everybody!