Hello my dear Can I peel your skin Put it in my mouth And bite it I am the gallant captain Of the Volcan*s two thousand Fell down the trash chute At my job Woke up on this garbage barge Thousand tons of urban waste Is now our pirate ship Fire from the catapults Pampers squashed in great big balls Clustered globs of medical waste Rain down on cafes Give us all your treasure now Or we'll paint your whole town brown Everywhere they're glad to pay Se we'll go away Yeah, yeah We wipe the world Join hands and dance Curl up our toes And squish sludge into wine Drink and belch Gene Simmons style Methane goes down just fine Rule the world from the high seas Kidnap dwindling vaccines No one dares blow up our ship They'd have to clean the mess Yeah, yeah, yeah We wipe the world Yeah We wipe the world Hundred sixty million tons Of American trash each year Thousand football fields Thirty stories high Where will you put it all Not in my backyard Not in my backyard Oh god While your head's in virtual sand More of our ships sail each day You all do your part so well Feed us trash and we will blackmail Two billion tires Bottles and cans And paper plates Sixteen billion diapers They all gotta go someplace 'Nuff aluminum In three months To build airline fleets Take a hint from Your local roach Join us and mutate Yeah, yeah, yeah We wipe the world Yeah, yeah, yeah We wipe the world Yeah, yeah, yeah We wipe the world