Laptop - Don't Try This At Home lyrics

I see you Cut it out Little man, mouthing the words to this song Can't understand… How could you? The extent of the hurt they come from I know that you feel free when you strum along But I know how wrong your dreams can go Don't try this at home Don't try this when you're alone Don't try this at home You're gonna hurt yourself Yeah, I know 'Cause I was exactly the same kid as you Making my moves in a mirror I wanted to be just like Lou A Rock 'n' Roll animal An irreverent funky-a** Jew But what I did not account for Was this cultural vacuum Don't try this at home Don't try this when you're alone Don't try this at home You're gonna hurt yourself Yeah, I know Believe me, baby Beware of the dogs Beware, Be scared of the dogs Listen to 'em… Down, Boy! Sit… Do not try this at home You're gonna hurt yourself Yeah, I know I'm serious