Landau James E.f - The Antidepressant Song lyrics

(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've tried it all; Flupentixol decanoate, Pimozide, clorazepate, Imipramine, Anafranil, Fluphenazine in a pill; Alprazolam, fluspirilene, CataPres, chlorpromazine, And chlordiazepoxide; Oxazepam I've even tried! What with all these d** I'm using, My patience is the thing I'm losing, For that matter, I'm refusing Trying any more! DOCTOR: Maybe this will help your tension! PATIENT: Don't you dare to even mention . . . Any amitriptyline, Or some tranylcypromine, Phenelzine to help erase Monoamine oxidase. Lofepramine, fluvoxamine, Lorazepam, nortriptyline, Nor trifluoperazine . . . I think you know what I mean. No dose of iproniazid! No isocarboxazid! Forget about nialamide! Stop your searching far and wide! You might try one or two, But if they don't work for you, Call up your psychiatrist, announce to him you're through!