BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could deploy, And have them seek-and-destroy Just when we were all full of joy And gay? Oy vey! Although I eat bagels and lox, It still seems a paradox That when the Grim Reaper stalks Up behind and finally knocks At the door of who gives talks That exalt the Aryan stocks That I should break the ice blocks To say, Oy vey! Could this be the start of something eschatologicaL? Well, even if you find that illogicaL, Let us pray For a happier dé- Nouement and day ---- Oy vey!