[Verse 1: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Lainey Wilson] We're getting drunk, drunk on Christmas It's been a hell of a week With all the parties to drop in, and all of that shopping Had to promise you that I wouldn't peek But isn't it nice sitting by the fire? Now we can retire being good as can be We're getting drunk on Christmas We're doing something naughty for you and me (Woo, I'm feeling it) [Verse 2: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson] We're getting drunk, drunk on Christmas Been up since the crack of dawn So we broke out the booze that we never use As soon as all the kids and in-laws are gone And isn't it nice spicing your cocoa With a bit of SoCo just to give it a bite? We'rе getting drunk on Christmas And probably for the rest of thе night [Instrumental Break] [Bridge: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss] So raise your cup and here's to all our Christmas cheers Warm nights and frosty beers Oh, here we come along sailing Pretty much nailing [Verse 3: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss] Getting drunk on Christmas (Ha, drunk on Christmas, hey) We even wrote us a song We took a peppermint shot for every present we got Give us a blink if you're drinking along So give me a glass, pass me the Pappy Just a little cap before the evening is through We're getting drunk on Christmas And hope you're getting drunk with us, too [Outro: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss] Yeah, we're getting drunk on Christmas Just think about what Santa would do I'll be getting drunk on Christmas As long as I get Christmas with you