Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone Could anybody please take me out just for once just for tonight I'll be him for you if you're her for me Close your eye pretend and dream I'll be him for you if you're her for me Let's pretend we're all dreaming Aaaaaaaahhh Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone Could anybody take me out just for once just for tonight You give me comfort when I cry You say you'll always love me like You love your hamster that died when you were nine If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me? Would you be missing me? Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven? Soon we'll find out, yeah soon we'll find out If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me? Would you be missing me? Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven? Can they comfort me? Can they comfort me? Hey could anybody take me home I feel leftover and alone Could anybody take me out just for once just for tonight Another night out, another night out, another night out High, feeling low, why am I so slow? Another night out, another night out, another night out High, looking for you If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me? Would you be missing me? Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven? Soon we'll find out, yeah soon we'll find out If I hang myself in a Christmas tree would you be missing me? Would you be missing me? Are there bars in heaven? Are there girls in heaven? Can they comfort me? Can they comfort me?