L-Train - Alphys lyrics

[Alphys Talking] Oh my god, a human You've come here so soon, and... This place is such a mess! I barely got dressed, and, oh my god, the cameras are watching! Oh my god, my hair [Alphys Talking to Herself] Alphys, stop that staring You don't want to scare them It's just, I can't even deal... Come on, Alphys, don't be weird! [Alphys Introducing Herself] So, I'm Alphys, hi! I'm not a bad guy... I could be a guide! Cause I'm the Royal Scientist, I know this place I've been watching you! Seeing a human who... Went through with attitude... Just fills me with confidence... And not at all at your expense! And... [Alphys Singing] I'll take you to the castle It would be no ha**le Know what I mean? Well, there's a little issue See, I made an artificial k**ing machine There's no need to worry, though You have me right here, so You'll survive his rage Though I'll lead from the rear I'll still be here Even when Mettaton steals the stage I'll lead the way Like in anime You can trust me Mew Mew Kissy Cutie's my favorite- [Alphys Talking to Herself] Dang it, Alphys! Quit it! Um, sorry, hang on [Mettaton] Here's Mettaton!