Well it was raining that December I was turning 23 On my way to Hollywood Via Tennessee I was looking for adventure I was hooked on LSD I was dreamin' bout the girls That were goin' down on me I'll just stay and spend the night with you 'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do Well I was feeling pretty thin It was lookin' pretty grim Got a herd of hurdy gurdies At the Rainbow Bar & Grill Well she ain't too f**in' pretty But she ain't my f**in' wife As long as I don't end up On the back side of her knife I'll just stay and spend the night with you 'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do, yeah So I hooked up with a band Second baddest in the land Eating sushi in Oklahoma Smokin' green bud in Japan But the wheels they keep on turnin' 20 people in the crowd But I love to hear 'em scream When we're bringin' down the house I'll just stay and spend the night with you 'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do Ooh, hoo, hoo I ain't got nothin' better to do You ain't got nothin' better to do I ain't got nothin' better to do You ain't got nothin' better to do Ooh, hoo, hoo We ain't got nothin' better to do We ain't got nothin' better to do