Now I don't need a hundred-inch television With a hundred-twenty channels of sports And I don't need a thirty-two ounce steak And I sure don't need it served by a girl in shorts I don't need some pretty twenty-something trophy So the other guys can see that I'm a genuine stud And I don't need a forty-eight-room mansion On the Cape to compensate for our pedestrian blood I don't need a chain of radio stations To influence the answers to my own opinion poll… I just need confirmation There's a little bit of poetry in my soul Now I don't need to tell a roomful of people