Kyle Kallgren - k** the Mouse lyrics

KYLE: We've been wasting all our lives Throwing money to the wind I've been spending my life savings buying all these stupid pins! I've been going into debt from shopping at the Disney Store! Now it's time to show resistance, folks - it's TIME TO SAY NO MORE! There's a monstrous conglomerate It's circling like a vulture It won't rest until all culture's in its grip They got Marvel and Star Wars and ABC and Muppets And now even Maker Studios and Blip Kenneth Graeme, A.A. Milne, P.L. Travers All consumed and entombed in this house When they're done, call Tom Hanks And they'll “save Mr. Banks” What a crock! CUT THE SCHLOCK! k** the mouse! We get stung when we're young And they keep us hooked until we die It's worse than the tobacco industry JERK: Come on Kyle! Give a smile! Don't you have a hashtag Disney Side? KYLE: Why certainly! I spell it with a C! Yes the mouse is a rat, it's a vermin It's the right parasite to delouse Grab your torch, mount your hate Time to EXTERMINATE! Make the rodent meet its fate! M-I-C, K-E-Y Why? Because you ruin everything And so a**a**ination we espouse Call Judge Doom, get some Dip Make the rodent take a sip And let producers back on Blip! LET'S KILL THE MOUSE!!! When you wish on a star Mickey shows up in your living room And buys your very soul like you were Faust! It's a trap! It's a crime! Mickey's running out of time We're gonna clean up Anaheim And k** the --