Well she will change your tires And she can build real nice fires And then she fulfills my desires After we watch a bit a MacGyver Cause She's my Bro Ho She really looks good in a dress, yo But don't tell her She won't think so She works at a head shop out in Noho She takes her coffee with no sugar or cream She's good around the bedroom if you know what I mean She lets one loose right after eating some beans She can rip one through her trousers and then fix all the seems She's my Bro Ho I try to tell her but she don't know That she's a woman and I know so She even dips me when we tango, oh no She's watching gory movies without any regrets She's tells my don't be frightened its just special effects She's gaming on my xbox always leveling up But theres a meal on the table and my laundry is done She's my Bro Ho She designed my bands logo Well She's involved but she's no Yoko She taught me this guitar solo, here we go And I know it seems crazy She even likes the films of Martin Scorsese Don't hesitate just give it a chance You just might even find some sweet romance With your Bro Ho Might even wear you favorite Polo She'll even text a s**y photo But her golf game is still so-so She give me lessons on my dobro She goes on nature hikes with Frodo She's got a tattoo of Hans Solo But don't be thinking' she's a dude Bro