KXNG Crooked - Lit lyrics

[Intro] (Fatality) What you all been waiting for I'm the highest D12, Slaughterhouse [Verse 1: Bizarre] D12, Slaughterhouse, I'm in your momma mouth I'm who they talking 'bout, the last one walking out I'll fight n***as, man, I slice n***as Kimbo Slice n***as, left right, n***as I'm nice, n***a, I'm smarter than n***as I'm harder than n***as Wanna catch the fade, n***a, I'm barbering n***as Lot of Bizarre clones, n***a, I'm fathering n***as Got hoes and money, I'm king often, n***as I'm lit, yeah, n***a I'm the sh** (yup) Fight my b**h She a red nose Pit, ready to sic Neck snapper, gat packer Big dick, big head, X-Factor You know what I'm after Locked off in the zone Packing all chrome (bow!) Fifth of Patrón, now I'm Razor Ramone I'm gone... (Get this weed, right quick) I'm gone [Verse 2: Swifty McVay] You ain't f**ing with us Think you tougher, n***a? Then come and get us My trunk is filled to capacity but you gettin' in it Spinnin' revolvers and aimin' it at your noggin' It's worse than walkin' in my face talkin' The way I spark beef You think I was standing on stage at an auction The highest bidder can get in this coffin I'm calling all of 'em, rappers, trappers Doesn't matter after I put my hands around a man I tear him like old cloth in a hamper You rappin' but you mad soft I swing the metal back and forth like a scratch-off Back-slappin' the black off of urban rappers I commence to cracking your jaw Have you sipping a black straw Eatin' on apple sauce I'm evil and psycho, with greener hydro The nuts of a rhino, "serial rap k**er" is on my bio n***as hit the tile, I'm bleed rapid when I'm shootin' y'all I got forensics wastin' all of they luminol [Verse 3: Kuniva] Please dog, don't let me catch you on your chick, slippin' At the light, cheesin' and smilin' and lip-syncing You bumpin' Jigga, get hit with round ones, Chris Griffin All of this can happen right in the middle of Big Pimpin' (damn!) Leave a n***a jaw in the dirt, co*k it and murk ya b**h face, smackin' the head board, baller alert Call me a jerk, I'm not hospitable Snatch your residuals (Mama I love you, P.O.P. hold it down!) Clappin', I'm rid of you No bean, I'm filling you So I'm on some other sh** Told your momma "s** a dick" Apologize, then told her to s** another dick (hahaha) Pulled out the shotty then jumped up It's pumped up like it's under investigation for using supplements Shady sh**, '86 anybody and maybe this'll Help your bars get on that retarded flow, crazy spit Devil's Night part two, crew deep as the navy get sh** is colder than the hands on Baby get Crooked! [Verse 4: KXNG CROOKED] Hit a n***a with a couple shots Just to say it ain't no s**er in me Then I shoot his lady in the p**y Yellin' "y'all b**hes ain't f**in' with me" Hater yelling "you can go to hell" Since this Devil Night, y'all comin' with me Unapologetic alcoholic I'm plottin' on my brother kidney I'm drunken off my Vodka, n***a I'm apocalyptic, I co*k the biscuit Take your dome and then I make it home 'Cause I'm optimistic, I'm monolithic I'm bigger than life and my hammer drawn Bullets looking like cannonballs Look at his eyes, they wide open Like Diana Ross on Adderall I had it all, then I lost it all Got Jammed up and then talk it off One deal, lost a quarter mil' That sh** hurt but I walked it off Swinging best like the white socks Uppercut you out your hi-tops The illest n***a living with the lyrics I'm k**ing n***as quick as white cops But f** 5-0, just keepin' them bars where I go Keepin' them bars around me Like I'm building a jail for myself like Pablo You think I'm sane I'm not though I shot you over my taco Then drove off in that Peyton Manning n***a, that white Bronco