Kwogfaf - Welcome to the Thunderdome lyrics

[Klondue] Yo, Kwogfaf. 2014+2 Where's he been? What's he been doing this whole time, ya know we've been waiting We've had questions, we need answers What's Kwog been doing? [Verse 1] Rappin' with kwogfaf Man it's such a spectacle to witness this magic fantastic standing up a pedestal This spit is a locust swarm over crop dust other rappers sh** No remorse, I'm a maverick Delivery man, rhymes like they're blisters Deep and rooting, tongue twisters Wordplay waves up wonders otherworldly Other rappers cowering, please don't hurt me You're rusty, you only embarra** I rampage and ruckus like Reptar in Paris Reside in the Thunderdome, nothing can prepare us Cling to the tape, something to cherish Became the world's greatest arsonist with every play Roll your walnut brain down a stairway Not afraid to admit I'm software savvy You're a DVD, I'm a Blu-ray I'm in the Thunderdome, I'm looking glossy I'm Bjork, and you're a paparazzi Once when I was six, I rodeo-d an ox You're in your room probably s**ing… uh Well you know what that's okay Cuz in the Thunderdome it's okay to be gay Either way you're gonna get smacked Directly or with the abstract [Hook] Welcome to the Thunderdome Motherf**er Welcome to the Thunderdome b**h [Klondue] Dang, well you know I knew Kwog was coming back He had to return some time But I didn't know it'd be like this I mean I'm digging it, but ya know, there's like a lot of vengeance here [Verse 2] Time to step up, hold my drink Call me a genius, professor Frink Teeter totter, on the brink Tolkein rapper, missing link At the Thunderdome, we handle jerks I whip my swords out, Coach McGuirk Slicin' dicin' go berserk, like Samarai Jack who's comin' back Been to heaven, hell and back Saw God, he was a whack mole Trapped the devil's soul in a poster Cleanse myself, deep moisture Poppin' heads up like a toaster, boaster Battle with me is just slaughter Drown my enemies, engulf in water Total immersion, fluent in water I can outpace you that's for certain If you were an oil you'd be extra virgin I'm just being plankton I'm a**erting (Be a**ertive!) You can all take a bistro of dicks till your a** is hurtin' [Hook] [Klondue] Okay, so that's it, we get it Kwog is in this Thunderdome thing, and it's like this place where he raps and other people can't match him there cuz it's this place where he raps I think that's what this is about This is what Kwog's trying to tell us is that he raps And I think round 3 is coming up now [Verse 3] This is the Thunderdome, audience ma**ive When others rap, audience flaccid I got more imagination than JK Rowling on acid Mentioning acid, you'll coward don't even acid Or get blasted, the way Kwog get blasted Spastic No that's not a bird, angel or a harpy Just the helicopter lifting up your body Verbal a**a**in bends you, origami Stop me, anybody looking to play? They hear this sh** and say no way But I'm here with this sh** all day What can I say? Take cover when I'm leaning back to bellow Make your brain Jell-O I can turn oranges yellow [Outro] Yeah, Kwog is back Kwogfaf K-W-O-G-F-A-F In the Thunderdome If you can match Kwogfaf in the Thunderdome, you can't It's not an if, it's a no Not an if then, it's just, you can't Kwogfaf