Kwest Tha Madd Lad - Disnexone lyrics

Yeah.. crazy ol' smooth sh** Goin out to all the n***az that be baggin up the skins Straight up pimpin, ain't no time for simpin To the real n***az, all my peeps in Queens Brooklyn Uptown Bronx there it is Yo, me and my n***az I Met My Baby at V.I.M." (Kwest and his boy are having a conversation about The Pharcyde) [Kwest] That's cool man, I don't care what you say about the album [other] For Better or For Worse is the best joint on the album [Kwest] For Better or For Worse is aight, but To me, On the D.L. the joint where money jerkin off is fat [other] Man that's alright... hey yo look at shorty over there! Hold on, let me make this left turn [Kwest] Yo shorty - yo yo yo, yo chill yo, chill [cars honking] [other] What? [Kwest] How you gonna go after some girl and you drivin? Keep your eyes on the road [V.I.M. commercial comes on radio] [other] Oh and you need to get a license Before you go criticizing my driving man [Kwest] She's just a girl man, knahmsayin? Yo God.. Ohh, OHHHH YO!!! They still be rockin V.I.M. commercials on the radio kid! [other] Yeah I hear them every day [Kwest] I ain't heard a V.I.M. commercial in like two years God [other] Yo where you been? [Kwest] Brought back MAD memories of when I used to be Runnin up in there buyin Lee's, Levi's, Adidas', yo [other] Man, SO?! [Kwest] Yo, I met my baby moms in V.I.M. kid [other] n***a shut up, you stupid! [Kwest] Yo, that's my word. Back in the days I think it was like Eighty-five, eighty-six, I don't remember I was up in there... yo [other] Word? [Kwest] This got me trippin God! And you see how cute she is so you can't be tryin to front [other] Yeah, she is fly [Kwest] Yo let me tell you how the whole story went down kid Peep this yo [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Verse One: Kwest] Now way way back, when when her, him and them, couldn't spend Loot on Guess and Timb's, we got fresh for less at V.I.M. Shell top Adidas, Aptiva Kangol's and Lee jeans No in betweens, you either had em or was WACK, know what I mean? And V.I.M. was the spot to get em, one day my homey Hit the Avenue shoppin, and I bounced up there widd'em The Ave. was full of fly girls, but I wasn't on the hunt All I wanted was my Puma's and a gold front Stunts was runnin back and forth in V.I.M.'s, lookin for someone to help But I was like, "No thanks skeezer, I'll get my stuff myself" I was in the sneaker section, peepin out a pair of Nike's When a sweet pretty voice asked, "What size would you like?" I looked up and yo, I met these lovely brown eyes Attached to an in place face, and body that can make your nature rise Jocked honey for a bit, then said, "A size six Miss" She smiled and walked away, yo kid, I gots to get this [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Kwest sings] While buyin some sneakers, we felll in love! [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Kwest sings] While buyin some sneakers, we felll in love! She came back to the spot, with a green Puma box Took off my kicks and stared in shock at the FAT hole in my sock Damn, the worst that could happen happened, I felt like breakin North When honey burst out and started laughin Thought about then realized yo, it was kind of funny As I laughed and put my shoe she asked, "That's all you want money?" I was tempted to say, "Umm, can I have your number too?" But I didn't wanna play myself cause yo, that's not too cool "Could you show me a pair of Lee's to match these, size 29? And umm, would you mind goin with me to Mickey D's?" Now where did that come from? Damn, I went out like a herb But when she said yes to both questions, I was like, "Oh word?!" She paid for my stuff, plus got me a discount Went to lunch and after that, saw each other a mad amount It's ninety-four, but V.I.M.'s is my store for life Not only did they help me get dipped, they helped me get a wife [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Kwest sings] While buyin some sneakers, we felll in love! [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" While buyin some sneakers [crackin up] [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Kwest sings] While buyin some sneakers Me and my baby fell in love love love love love love Love, love love love love love [sung] I met my baby at the.. [from commercial] "Vee Eye Emm!!" [Kwest sings] I fell in love with her fell in love love love love Wowwwww!! Vee, Vee-Eye, Vee, Vee Eye-Vee Vee, Vee-Eye, Vee, Vee-Vee Eye-Vee Vee, Vee-Eye, Vee, Vee Eye-Vee Vee .. Eye .. Emm! Eye, Eye-Emm, Eye, Eye Emm-Eye Eye, Eye-Emm Vee .. Eye .. Emm! Vee-Eye, Eye-Emm, Eye, Ey-ey-ey-Eye Emm-em-em-Emm, em-Emm-Emm-Emm The freaks is real deep 2000's kinda hittin, 20 beans we up in it Hold up - WAIT A MINUTE! Hookers wall to wall, small to tall, from slim to mad (?) Dead a**, every man for self This first tip I spotted, sittin at the bar was a hot one Let me ask a question bout your man shorty, you got one? Not one, but two, matter of fact black a few But there's room for you - now sh** is through Disnexone was MAD fat, even her wrists was clumpin She kept tailin me like I was a Twinkie or somethin To make sure, Oprah wouldn't follow me no more Aiyyo b**h, there's free food at the do' I stepped to disnexone, she was pumpin with a trunk full of junk Rump was pumpin but her breath smelled like a garbage dump EWWW! Opened her grill, to give me a reply and .. OH MY GOD I JUST WANNA DIE! .. Bounced to the nexone, now shorty was lookin real cute Karl Kani suit, baseball cap, and high tech boots Dancin her a** off, so I starts to get open People scopin, I guess that we look real real dope an' She says I'm cute, we shoot breeze for a bit I got the digits I'm ghost, nuttin to it Went upstairs and DAMN, disnexone was irie Doin the bu*terfly to the rub-a-dub stylee I was all set to knab her, grab her When she turned around oh sh**, she looked like Shabba Goes to the nexone, but only cause she was mad pretty On the real she was down with the itty bitty tittie committee Ass was flat, combo wasn't alla that So I left that heffer sittin where she sat Disnexone grabbed me, let's go dance somewhere money Got in the light, yikes, "STROBELITE HONEY!" Now disnexone was a friend, from around the way Hangin with this cute thick white girl, "f**in A!" So I like, started talking language, she couldn't understand And OH MY GOD! I got her number, totally awesome man Slid on the nexone, like did you know that youse a dime baby She tipped her gla**es and looked at me, like I was crazy Turned around and tried to play me, that bullsh** don't faze me Threw my drink on that b**h and I'm Swayze Just then some boom smokin music came on Went to the bathroom and like the Human Torch, flame on.. [sounds of a joint being inhaled] Yeah, smoke this sh**, and get back out here See what else out there [coughing] Walked to disnexone, AIYYO WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS b*tch? Lookin white in her tight spandex suit, (?) lipstick Licked my lips, thinkin bout how I was gonna stick her "Yo Kwest, parlay kid, that's a n***a" (AHHHHHHHH!) Huh, disnexone was jockin, so I let my man keep walkin But I couldn't get with the ILL sh*t she was talkin "I want someone to love me and my kid Til my man's done with his bid" Yo, now you know I fled! Ran up on this P.R. mami, "Que lindo, hay dios mio!" Du ju got time to conversate with me baby and chicos? "Si papi!" So we sit and do the knowledge Bag her then I'm out like Speedy Gonzalez, VRROOOM! Disnexone, tried to pull the card on a Mister "Hold up n***a, didn't you just try to kick it to my sister?" Yeah b**h but now I'm tryin to kick it to you, but f** it Both of y'all a** out then like my man I'm through Disnexone was busted beyond belief Had seventeen.. won't even speak on that sh** chief Disnexone kicked the blahzay blah, cute little hoochie Til she violated, askin me did I eat the f**in coochie? No (?) didn't even fall away from me, nobody real, word is bond Like Cheers, I'm gone Now, damn, really can't describe disnexone Cause she walked past, dead-a**, my whole body flexed son Hon's a 20, twice as nice as Bo Derek was Shot an upside down frown, BOOM! There it was Brown skin milky body voice like slow music The kind of miss that you couldn't use or abuse kid Shot more game, than a hunter on safari in Africa Gave me the digits, said I better get back to her It's about, 3:30 in the A.M. Had bagged a lot of dames, most of the names, couldn't even say 'em Blasted out my a**, and hungry as hell Tomorrow night I hope I do just as well, lookin fo' dat nexone Yeah.. props to Erik Romero for the fat a** track Definitely hooked sh** up Now, to all my peoples n***az in Queens, lookin for the nexone Uptown n***az, be lookin for the nexone Brooklyn n***az they lookin for the nexone Bronx n***az is lookin for the nexone Staten Island n***az lookin for the nexone West coast n***az is lookin for the nexone All around the world they lookin for that nexone Aiyyo, f** this, let's get done Yeah, big Kwest comin at ya I'm not gon' say peace cause we ain't gonna get it But if you got a piece of a**, dead a** I'm damn sure with it to hit it, split it And if you try to front on me I might forget it I'm OUTTA here