[Tech N9ne] Hey!! Step right up muthf**as And get all the p**y you want This is the place where you can get all types of p**y!! We got.. Black p**y, White p**y, Mexican p**y, Chinese p**y Expensive p**y, cheap p**y If you can find p**y cheaper than ours! (fu*k IT!!) [Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun] Now take my b**h She won't complain bout sh** Cause she's my hoe Kutt is known for tossin' the dick Cause when I'm f**in' Ain't nothing more that I do best Than Beat it up, leave the bra, tired of breath I'm talkin bout (real s**) Something regarding the nookie This act don't call for a rookie You get this barred if you can't submit me Or call for the p**y Your resume of the way you lay When you serenade it Yonkers, secretions what I'm speakin Is how you demonstrate Can't be no punk with it Thrust the co*k back, with the hump in it Grab the b**h by the hair Put your thumb in the booty hoe And tell the little heffa what you want with it You gotta be, down for the booty bang Bottom line this all, cause the money mine All the n***a really want is the pooty tang And I'm a sign your pity on the rent a kind (Yeah) And there's a whole lot of sh** to say b**hes love it when the dick stay hard Swithcin' positions to find some missions We'll pull her card Which one's the victum (Aey!) Lick some and get cum sprayed All over the chest With the less You get a double dose of dick a day (Hey!) (Real s**) [Chorus x2: Tech N9ne] Oooh la la la la Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra Let me get it mama (hit the na na na na) (Real Sex) Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when ya do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that (Real Sex) [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] At the hotel after the show The sack 'n the flow Never really matters I'm attacking the hoe I'm mackin' her thou Really slow mo' I'm never kickin the Willy bobo Like a pogo - stick Got your wife screaming oh no - Dick! In her face on the low oh - sh**! Got her thinkin' bout a choo-choo Lovin' me give me Moo Shoo p**y Buku On the side of the bed and the back of the couch Dick slapin' it south Tecca Nina is a lot to be bragging about I be stabbing it out 69 and the sh** be mine Liking 'em young but not young enough to get me time I gets behind Its a hot and deeply time I stick it in her and the b**h be cryin' You let sh** declined I like froggy style Then I crawl right into that doggy style I'm hella ready Ima' call ya Betty and Betty when ya call me, call me Al Cause it hurts But ya can't take it home so ya get it in spurts That's how evil lurks Come off with that skirt I make the twat twurk Cause I'm givin' you the works I wanna a give it you You wish ya n***a would do What I do - So you wanna go this a-way? I got ya p**y to chew I got ya nookie to do f**in' the hoes got the n***az in disarray Scorpy hoes represent And f** b**hes in a bigger way And do every lil thing that n***a say f**in ya good You get-cha double dose of dick a day (HEY!) [Chorus x2: Tech N9ne] Oooh la la la la Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra Let me get it mama (hit the na na na na) (Real Sex) Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when ya do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that (Real Sex)