I once had a girl Or should I say she once had me She showed me her room Isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay And she told me sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair I sat on a rug Biding my time, drinking her wine We talked until two And then she said, "It's time for bed" She told me she worked in the morning And then she started to laugh I told her I didn't and I crawled off to sleep [Incomprehensible] in the bath She told me she worked in the morning And then she started to laugh I told her I didn't and I crawled off to sleep In the bath And when I awoke I was alone, this bird has flown So I lit a fire Isn't it good Norwegian wood? Wegian wood Norwegian wood