Kunt And The Gang - Chips or Tits lyrics

I can name my Top 10 records I can name my favourite goals But just lately I've had a quandary That I can't seem to resolve I can name my Top 10 films Or which actors I think are good But if I had to choose between chips and tits I don't think that I could Chips or tits? I can't decide which one I like best Chips or tits? Fried potato's or a lady's breast My favourite cake's an Eccles My favourite animal is a cat But given the choice between chips or tits I don't think I could answer that My favourite crisps are Wotsits And s**ual position is doggy style But if you made me choose between chips and tits It would take me quite a while Chips or tits? Which one I like best, I just can't describe Tits or chips? Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra Chips! I like 'em with a bu*tered roll Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce Tits! I just like 'em of course! Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy Tits! Either side of my old boy Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod Tits! They make me lose my wad Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas Tits! Can I see some please?