Kunt And The Gang - Young Girl lyrics

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a club But that presumption nearly got me in trub I pulled a s**y girl but when I got back to her house She had posters up of McFly and Mickey f**in' Mouse I asked her how old she was, she said "Nearly 16 - "Now my Mum and Dad's asleep upstairs Please don't cause a scene" I had a woody anyway but I decided I Should take it out her mouth and put it back into my fly She's got b**bs and she's got a muff But the law says she's not old enough Young girl, I can't stick it in you I'm not advocating under age s** But my knob keeps telling me 'what the heck?!' Young girl, I can't stick it in you Young girl, you're just so bloody young But that doesn't stop me wanting To stick my stiffy into your front bum I've got a feeling in my trousers Makes me wanna take this further than the law allows us Young girl, I can't stick it in you Technically she's still a minor So I have to keep my willy out of tight vagina Young girl, I can't stick it in you Young girl, you're of such tender years But it always seems like a good idea After a few beers In only 2 months her birthday's looming Should I wait around for that or is it technically grooming? Young girl, I can't stick it in you She's just as mature as the older chicks But in the back of my mind there's what happened to Graeme Rix Young girl, I can't stick it in you Young girl, we have to say goodbye But expect a phone call in 60 days When I want some furry pie 'Cause when you're 16 they can't stop me Doing the old in-out till I do white wee-wee Young girl, I'm gonna stick it in you