Kunt And The Gang - Princess Di (I'll Wank and I Will Cry) lyrics

It was a normal day, I was having a wa*k My knob was quite cheesy and it smelt pretty rank It was just like any ordinary day Then just as I'm about to shoot my load A sombre voice came on the radio And told me Princess Di had pa**ed away Well, suddenly my stiffy went away CHORUS: Oh, Princess Di, why did you have to die? Why d'ya die? Why d'ya die?!! Just when I had a tingle in my Jap's eye? My Jap's eye, my Jap's eye, my Jap's eye?!! Oh, Princess Di, I'll wa*k and I will cry wa*k and cry, wa*k and cry, wa*k and cry!!! Now when I get a erection in my private parts I start to think about the Queen of Hearts And that's when blood drains out my knob I've got to forget about the fatal crash And think about Diana's hairy gash And suddenly I feel it start to throb So I sob and I have a hand job