Kunt And The Gang - Make Sure That She's Rank lyrics

When I'm in a night club I always seek Tasty looking girls with whom I'd like to speak But if I want a girl who's gonna help me reach my peak I always make sure that she's rank If you want a loving and a long relationship You might want to insure your partner is quite fit But if you want a girl who says "Spunk on my tits" You'd better make sure that she's rank If you want a girl who's gonna spank your plank You'd better make sure that she's rank Even if she's a f**ing disgrace Or got a big birth mark on her face If she's got two b**bs and a chuff She'll help me win the milk race Well, what about facial hair? Or a smell that emanates from downstairs? A bit of a 'tache or a whiffy gash Hell, I don't care! If you want a girl who enters beauty shows and always wins She'll need a lovely figure and some gorgeous pins But if you want your corey s**ed behind the Co-op bins You'd better make sure that she's rank If you want a girl who you can take home to meet your folks She'll be nice, respectful, politely smile at jokes But if you're 6 months down the line and want a sweaty poke You'd better make sure that she's rank If you want a girl who's gonna spank your plank You'd better make sure that she's You have to make sure that she's You'd better make sure that she's rank Make sure that she's rank!