Kunt And The Gang - Fred and Rose lyrics

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're bald KUNT: I like comedy that is really subtle LITTLE KUNT: I like slapstick and farce KUNT: You like to have straight s** with a lady LITTLE KUNT: And you like a finger up your arse KUNT: (No, I don't) KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences But when it comes down to it the bottom line is... KUNT: That heaven knows There's nothing that I wouldn't do LITTLE KUNT: We're like Fred and Rose BOTH: I'd murder the lodger for you KUNT: And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen LITTLE KUNT: You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a ma**ive hole KUNT: And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker LITTLE KUNT: I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole KUNT: I like to look at a traditional wa*k mag LITTLE KUNT: And I like internet grot KUNT: I like DVD's with girl on girl action LITTLE KUNT: And I like to see a pop shot KUNT: You think your co*k looks best with a hard-on LITTLE KUNT: You're happy with yours on the soft KUNT: You like getting your penis fel**ted LITTLE KUNT: While you watch 'em wa*k yourself off LITTLE KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences But when it comes down to it the bottom line is... BOTH: That heaven knows There's nothing that I wouldn't do We're like Fred and Rose I'd murder the lodger for you And heaven knows There's nowhere that I'd rather be We're like Fred and Rose You'd murder the lodger for me