Kunt And The Gang - Use My Arse as a Cunt lyrics

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you have to understand" "I want to utilise your bum as someone I can put My fingers and my hands, my toes and then my foot My penis and testes, my tongue and then my head" I mulled it over carefully and this is what I said: CHORUS: "Go on then, just this once Use my arsehole as a c*nt Use my arse, use my arse Use my arsehole, use my arse Go on then, just this once Use my arsehole as a c*nt Use my arse, use my arse Use my arsehole, use my arse" I started feeling guilty as if I'd sold my soul I started feeling itchy around my bumhole I started feeling achy around my underneath I realised he'd used my bum without using a sheath So I went to the doctors because my bum was sore I needed my bum sorting out 'cause I was due on tour The doctor took a look at it and said "It looks quite raw" "It looks itchy and flaky but I just can't be sure I need to use your bum myself if I'm to find a cure" Come on, penetrate me Make me feel like a lady But don't push it in too deep Or you might end up with sh** around your brim