Kunt And The Gang - Have a Wank lyrics

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room is dark And the curtains drawn and you're on your own Your bed is warm and your dream is rude And your hand's restless and your knob is hard Have a wa*k! Have a wa*k! Have a mutha f**in' wa*k! I'm getting out my co*k I pull my foreskin back I reveal my acorn And give it a little smack I'm thinking of ladies Playing with their vulva's And inserting objects Into their women's areas What do you do in the middle of the day When the TV's sh** and there's nothing on When you got no money and you got no beer And you've read the paper from cover to cover Radio's playing a pile of sh** like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams Who are the two biggest c*nts in the whole wide world!! Have a wa*k! Have a mutha f**in' wa*k! I'm getting out my co*k I'm gonna wa*k for Britain I'm cumming in a sock And then I'll put my kit on I'm wa*king as if My life depended on it I'm picturing some tits I'm imagining a clit Come on, come on, Come and have a wa*k with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wa*k with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wa*k with me Come on, come on, Come and have a wa*k with me wa*k your hairy co*k with me