Kuniva - Barbershop lyrics

[Intro: Kon Artis] This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh) Is that aiight wit y'all? (Yeah) Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anyway Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah) Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah) Haha [Hook: Kon Artis] Tell ya people, that I'm the man I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) [Kon Artis] Well, it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*) That's right I just woke up From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know Leave the premises less you planning to cook, I mean it's Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions And I don't wanna loose my spot Cause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit So tell ya people [Hook] [Kuniva] Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wa**up playa, wa**up) On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright) I want a line-up and I don't want you to fate me (Nope) A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me So what's happening, the hood's seeing in I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric) Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee) Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick) Who's getting money and who's broke as a joke And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that dope You get it all at this little dusty place Let me be still, she getting out the razor from my face [Hook] [Bizarre] You heard of me, the fat guy that raps Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap Its been five days, I patiently waited Saturday morning, its time to get faded And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded" Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut But she got some nice teeth and big ol' bu*t So two days a week, I get faded for no reason Same old haircut, keep it low and even If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run Cause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe-nails done [Proof (Kon Artis)] Got here full grip, but can't call the cops I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop Jump in the seat "Yo, give me the line and" And tell me who came through shinning (Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks Then he started bragging bout his last lick) Cut me a design along with his address [Swift] You can have a million dollar suit on, shinning with your karats up But it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut Now who next? (Um, I just want my son to get a tape-up) What about you sweetie? (So what you trying say?) I'm just playing with you baby (Hey, he do this all the time) And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha) Yo, you know that Cho-chie got knocked out? (Man) (When?) Early at Le'mott's house (Again?) (I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch) (You was wit him yesterday) (Man what are you talking bout?) I'm just about ready to throw yall out (No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour) You know I'll raise up the rates [Hook]