Mummy, oh my little Mummy I know this sounds funny But I wanna go home Daddy, my darling Daddy You're all alone with Mary And you're so turned on Mary, sweet little Mary You're stained your skirt with jelly And now you have to go home Bobby, big brother Bobby Walking hand in hand with Robby And you're so turned on Until the declaration of independence, in 1776 Over two thirds of the settlers in what later became the U.S. came from England After that day many other people came To make a new life for themselves in the new world Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, Italians, Slaves and Scandinavians All people Gave new words to the language of North America Oh my little Mary You're stained your skirt with jelly And now you have to go home Bobby, big brother Bobby Walking hand in hand with Robby And you're so turned on Mummy, oh my little Mummy I know this sounds funny But I wanna go home Marty, sweet cousin Marty You know I really hate this party And I wanna go home!