KSI - FIFA 12 | Race to Division One | PACE PACE PACE!!! #33 lyrics

[Intro] Hey guys it's ya boy KSIOlajideBT and welcome to the race to division 1 Now I know I've been quite slow so today, yeah can you hear that Today, I've decided to speed things up With my African music in the background Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go [Verse] Porto vs Marseille Marseille combining like cheese on toast One pa** football How the hell did he get past my defence Complete piss take Nevertheless he scored the goal Now my turn to come back Hulk takes the ball like a b**h Runs towards goal cause he's got the pace To help me win this f**ing race To get to division one, that's what I want I see Varela in the prime position Now prepare for some repetition Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out [Verse 2] Now it's half time I swap Varela for Djalma Really weird name Nonetheless great ball from Hulk I chest it, aim at goal And finds the net with great precision The black man finds the net But, I'm not done Hulk in the box, having a rave Scores a goal which he should have saved But, I don't really care Oh look, there's a bare A bit random, yes I know But now we have Joao Moutinho Touching left, touching right I have a penis now here's a kite Now you're probably wondering: What am I on It's not d** but I've won 4-1 I pick Athletico, cause I can Marseille again, oh for god's sake Perfect time for "pedo break" [Interlude] You're getting raped today [Verse 3] Okay we're back, Reyes on the wing Scoring goals and doing that t'ing I cross the ball, find Falcao Great save, but now Reyes has two goals But my opponent brings it back Falcao on the ball Gets past them like he's black Scores the chance I win 3-1 now I a victory dance [Interlude 2] Drum and ba** [Verse 4] Enough of that it will be done I will get to division one I pick Napoli: Italian beast And this opponent will be my feast Wait, do you remember? The spinning guy Oh, Bender [Interlude 3] You spin me right round baby [Verse 4] Lol yeah, that guy Quite the joker, don't you agree Shut the f** up, because you're distracting me [Interlude 4] I'm so sorry [Bridge] No, I won't accept that And with this epic music behind me It will slow things down And I know my audience don't want that Because they want to see me go to division one So here's a cat [Interlude 5] Woof woof Where do you come up with these things? And a cat doesn't g- You know, I don't even care anymore [Verse 5] Okay my friends let's turn up the pace We got Lavezzi running in some space Okay it's time to get really sweaty And yeah I do kinda feel slightly guilty But I'm a black man, whatchagonnado? Cos' you're scared that I'm gonna shank you I joke I joke, I kid I kid But you know it's kinda really true Zuniga scores the goal Motherf**er I'm 2 nil up I score again Motherf**er I'm 3 nil up He quits the game Bro, u mad? Promotion time is here Let's do this [Pre Outro] For my last game I pick: Ivory Coast And here is some toast Now this is the final battle And then I'm gonna get my facial Not the the one you're thinking You sick twisted ba*tard [Outro] The forehead, scores with his head I mean look at the thing; how could he miss Then the Bambatastic man finds some space to header it into the back of the net But of course, how can we forget: Drogba Easy peasy And again. Kone is on the ball doing his sk**s and why is the screen frozen No, no, no no no no no, no I mean, seriously no No, no Wait, there may be some salvation... Oh god dammit no No, no, no, god argh Stupid son of a b**h Urgh- argh my foot Ow, f** that f** that to hell f** you f**. Screw this Oh my god are you serious