K's Choice - Something's Wrong lyrics

When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong When you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong When your girlfriend's got a penis Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... When you like music more than life, something's wrong When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong When you're proud to be a sinner Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong When your president's an actor, something's wrong When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong If you think that this song matters Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong... Something's wrong...