K's Choice - I Wanna Meet The Man lyrics

I've been thinking all night about this song The music's okay but i can't find words to say I could sing that i'm a virgin and show my tits Deerce how s** improves the world In which mastubation is the thing of the day "i'm afraid i haven't got that much to say" I thought about "hello, fool, i love you" Or repeat a hundred times "how do you do" I wanna dance with somebody, hey, i like that sound But there ain't nobody humpin' around I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics (he must be great) I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs I wanna meet the man And while i sing these words to you There's a rat in my kitchen, don't know what i'll do Forget about the rat and sing along Cause we feel so strong and we can't go wrong We walk hand in hand to the promised land I think i met the man who wrote these lyrics I guess i have ignored the things he said I think that i have noticed how expensive perfume Never covers up smelly breath