Girls they call me Hulk the Handsome If they've time to pronounce my name before they come I am Stupendous Man, I am the God of f*ck Do you plan to loose a pound or two? Do you want to get rid of adipose tissue? Please spend the night in my f*ckpad It's hotter here than downtown Baghdad You'll loose more weight in twenty minutes Than with the local fitness season ticket I've been working on every muscle It's been a lifelong and faithful battle My body has been carved into a f*cking machine I've sculpted every inch of it after Henry Rollins First Gymnasium, now Solarium, yum-yum ! I need to book my cancer before sanatorium