2016, aao dekho kya hua saal me Vijay Mallya bhaga bori bistar baand ke Pathankot me hue humle, aatankwaad ke Bharat ne kiya surgical strike, border par se Pakistan ne kara deny Humesha khake kasam bolte we don't lie, Yea right! Wahan ghum raha Hafiz Sirf cheen ko karte please, karate karate ghis gaye nawaz sharif ke knees, please! It's an understatement, saying the year wasn't great 'coz even european countries, they weren't safe Karne bethe the debate, on the rise of hate Utni der me Donald Trump jeet gaya United States Sub ne bola Donald Trump hai s**ist, hua UK me brexit David Cameron's exit, aayi Theresa May, rop lagaya visa pe Ayyi karne seedha trade, uske visit ke result bhi zero the India ki entry NSG me, block kari cheen ne, dheeme deeme ud rahi thi neenden JNU me danga bhaiya, kanhaiya ke peeche, sarkaar ke virodhi taali maare uski speech pe Beech me Sindhu aur Malik, aaye medal jeet ke, aur Dipa ka bhi behtereen pradarshan tha brazil me Paralympic team ne, kara jo anhoni tha, Dhoni to Dhoni lekin saal toh tha Kohli ka Jeeta windies world cup, Gayle said some wrong stuff Bravo is a champion, but I think that song s**ed Salman bhai choote case meh Aur bhedbao ki ghatnaeyen badi subke desh me Burhan wani ko goli mari, shakal se tha wo kayar Kashmir me hue dange, pellet gun se hue ghayal Pathar phenkne bhejte bachon ko, khud rehte hain mehlon me Pal rahe unn jaiso ke, ISI ke paison pe Syria meh roos ne bhi failaaya fasad hai Aatankwaad aur Asad, ke beech log barbaad the Maaen bhagi bache leke haath me ISIS ki hui haar Mosul, Dabiq aur Sharqat me Refugee crisis, nikle saare boat pe Lekin itni mar gaye european coast pe Uss bache ki toh photo- har social media post pe Magar refugees ke liye - gates saare closed the Modiji ne kadwi goli di thi subko pyaar se November 8 pe, raaton raat note bekaar the, 500 - 1000 ke Khare log qatar me, apne paise ke liye saare bekaraar the Humara national anthem cinema halls me zaroori Patriotsm ko na banayo ek aur majboori Irom sharmila ne bola woh na rehgi bhooki Kyunki politics me usko lagaani huzoori Socho yaar, karli humne seema paar Dilli ka tha bura haal, yahan saans lena, matlab mask lena Aap khaans lena, (tum cough) kejriwaal Modoh doosra gaal, lekin padti tez Na hai dharti safe Lenardo ne global warming ki warning kardi late And Donald Trump says it all fake, wait It's no mystery though, repeat kare history ko Tata ne toh bola tata - Cyrus Mistry ko Mother teresa bani saint RIP Castro, Cuba won't be the same Aleppo meh haal dekh ke, haath reng te Can't blame them, just save them Coz all we are all human and we all felt was pain Let me kick it, oldskool to the beat For the one that was free Float like a bu*terfly, sting like a bee Rest in peace to the greatest, Muhammad Ali Salaam un jawano ko, jo ho gaye shaheed Ikis topon ke salami, Siachin to Kashmir Guess we all feel, its been hard to deal with Gotta face facts, and get with the realness Insaniyat na dikhti jab naftrat ka chaya kohra In ghatnao ne tora, vishwaas ko humne chora Hume umeed bethar, agla toh hoga saal thora Yeh tha desi wrap up - 2016