Mr. 69 has suddenly come to rest He died on the job that he did best Oh you lucky angels Heaven will be fine Havin' lots of fun with Mr. 69 Take care...he's hot Take care...he's cool Beware...little angels Beware...here he comes Mr. 69, sweet 69 Mr. 69, Mr. 69 It's a bad joke the way in which he died He did choke on a lady's sanitary pad Oh you lucky angels heaven will be fine Havin' lots of fun with Mr. 69